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Name: Zypher001


Interests: Music, playing bass/guitar, playing video games, doing random things, talking to random people/friends/girlfriend, NDT (Naval Dive Training), Bow Hunting. There's more just to bored to type it all.
Expertise: Operation Specialist
Occupation: Navy


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Member Since: 7/31/2006

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Random Survey Time!!!!

xxx

you know the deal-x what applies to you & repost.

(x) i have a cell phone.
( ) i am an only child.
( ) i am a shopaholic.
( ) i love dangly earrings.
(x) i have smoked a cigarette before.
(x) i do (have done) drugs.
(x) i am an alcoholic.
(x) i love cold weather.
( ) i'm obsessed with the computer.
(x) i have shot a gun before.
(x) i can't live without music.
(x) i have zero tolerance for ignorant people.
(x) i have ridden on a motorcycle before.
( ) i'll be in this town forever.
(x) i've been to 5 other countries.
( ) i get annoyed easily.
(x) i eventually want kids.
(x) i have neat handwriting.
(x) i have more than a few horrible memories.
( ) i am addicted to chocolate.
(x) i have siblings.
( ) my parents are strict.(sometimes)
(x) i love airplane rides.
(x) i love taking pictures.
(x) i hate people who are fake.
(x) i can be mean when i want to be.
( ) my parents care about my grades.
(x) one of my best friends is a guy.
(x) i am easy to talk to.
( ) i hate when people are late.
(x) i procrastinate.
(x) i love springtime.
( ) i have too many clothes for my closet/dresser.
(x) i love to sleep.
(x) i wish i were smarter.
( ) i'm afraid of flying.
( ) i HATE drama… sometimes
( ) i bite my nails.
(x) i have been on a 9 hour car ride and longer.
( ) i never fight with my parents.
(x) i love the beach.
( ) i have never had the chicken pox.
(x) i have gone out in public in my pajamas
( ) i can't control my emotions.
(x) i have a best friend.
(x) i have moved more than once
( ) i truly love my friends.
( ) i have/had braces.
(x) i love to write.
( ) i have never broken a bone.
(x) i love my computer.
(x) i'm a happy person.
( ) i love to dance.
( ) i love to sing.
(x) i love to act crazy and be funny.
( ) i love cleaning my room
(x) i tend to get jealous very easily... only when it matters…
(x) i like night better than day.
(x) i have been on the phone for over 5 hours at a time and longer.
(x) i don't like to study for tests.
(x) i have had pneumonia.
(x) i am too forgiving.
( ) i have horrible sense in direction.
(x) i miss elementary school.
(x) my eye color changes.
( ) i become stressed easily.
(x) i hate liars.
(x) i like comfy sweatpants.
(x) i can play the piano.
(x) i like to play in the rain
(x) i love my family.
( ) i hate needles.
( ) i am a perfectionist.
(x) i always wanted to learn to play the guitar.
(x) i hate the feeling of failure.
(x) i have friends in other countries.
(x) i know how to cook.
(x) i can speak another language...hardly
( ) at times, i can be quite selfish.
(x) at times, i still act like a little kid.
( ) i have allergies.
(x) i love Babies.
(x) i love to read.
(x) i wish i were more motivated for school.
(x) i like getting stuff in the mail.
(x) i have problems with letting go of old feelings/memories.
(x) i hate being alone.
(x) i like friends and think i can never have too many.
(x) i like summer.
(x) i like the weekends.
(x) i can type with one hand.
(x) i live in a house.
( ) i can't swim.
( ) i go to church.
( ) i sing in the shower.
( ) i have never been camping.
(x) i hate cheerleaders.
( ) i usually get what i want.
(x) i have been on stage before.
(x) i love roller coasters.
(x) i am close with my parents.
(x) i have never been skiing or snowboardin


Monday, August 07, 2006

Just for you Satty!

AND BE COMPLETELY HONEST!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF?
1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU:  Hold you close....
2. I KISSED YOU:  Hold you tighter, and return the kiss.
3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU:  Well that is between us... ; )
4. I STARTED SMOKING:  Say, "I thought you were never going to do that?!"
5. I SAID I WANTED TO SCREW YOU:  Say OK.  Just you!
6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:  I'd be right by yourside.
7. I WAS DRUNK:  Carry home  and sober you up.
8. I LICKED YOU:  Lick you back when you least expect it!
9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE:  Say, "WHAT! fUCK NO!"
10. I ASKED YOU OUT:  Say yes!


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY?
12. PERSONALITY: Funny, smart, happy, caring, random!
13. EYES:  beautiful soft brown jewels!
14. HAIR:  waves of sea of dark brown silk threads. 

WOULD YOU?
15. BE MY FRIEND?  Of course!
16. KISS ME?  Yes, without hesitation!
17. MAKE-OUT WITH ME?  (see above)
18. GO ON A DATE WITH ME?  (see above)
19. KEEP IN TOUCH?  Why wouldn't I?
20. DATE ME? Yes I would!


HAVE YOU EVER?
21. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?  No not at all!
22. WANTED TO KISS ME?  Always do!
23. WANTED TO BE WITH ME?  Always do more than ever!
24. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?  No I'm to blunt for that!
25. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME? Never moment has gone by that I haven't wished for it! 
26. HAD A DIRTY DREAM OF ME?  He he yes!

AND MORE!
27. WHO ARE YOU?  Your only love!
28. ARE WE FRIENDS?  Yes and more!
29. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET?  October 2005
30. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:  Beautifulrandommine
31. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?  This chick is so random! I want her! 
32. WHAT REMINDS YOU OF ME?  every moment apart!
33. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I would give just my love!
34. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?  Pretty well!
35. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME?  Yesterday!
36. EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMeTHING BUT COULDN'T?  Nope nothing like that has come up!
37. ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU??  Yes!


Thursday, August 03, 2006

Just keep swimming..... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHA!

So yeah I have to practice what is known to combat swimmers as the CSS (aka the combat side-stroke) it is the most complicated fucking swimming technique in the FUCKING WORLD. DON'T BELIEVE ME TAKE A FUCKING LOOK FOR YOURSELF!

This is one of the most frequently asked questions I receive from future and active duty military personnel. Most are looking for the most efficient way to swim with fins in challenging special operations training such as Navy SEALs, EOD/Diver, Army Rangers, Green Berets, USMC RECON, and Air Force PJs and others.

The CSS is a relaxing and super efficient swim stroke that is an updated version of the traditional sidestroke. Actually, the CSS is a mix of sidestroke, freestyle and breaststroke in the following ways:

Freestyle – the top arm pull of the CSS is the same as arm pulls in freestyle.
Freestyle – breathing after the top arm pulls in the CSS is the same as in freestyle.
Breaststroke – the bottom arm pull is the same as the breaststroke arm pull
Sidestroke – the overall look is the same as side stroke in the CSS since you are on your side and kicking using the scissor kick.

Top arm pull, bottom arm pull-breathe, kick- recover arms overhead, glide.

The stroke can be broken down using the following images. A picture is worth a thousand words.

Kick off the Wall

The Start: In a big squat position against the wall - push off and stay as streamlined as possible as you glide at least 5-10 yards off the wall. Place your hands on top of each other, place your biceps on your ears, and lock out your arms - streamlined positioning like a rocket.

The Glide

The Glide: With a big double arm pull, add the other 3-5 yards to your glide by pulling with your back, biceps and pushing water with your arms using your triceps.

Arm Motion

The Arm Movement: After the arm pull, it is time to breathe - twist and breath then start using the top arm pull as shown. Notice both arms recover together forward, but the top arm pulls from overhead all the way to your hips (similar to freestyle stroke). Then the bottom arm pulls a half stroke (similar to breast stroke) and both arms recover together. Breathe as the top arm completes its pull and the bottom arm begins its pull.

Scissor Kick

The Kick: Use the scissor kick and time your kicks so your top leg always goes forward (no matter what side you are on). You should kick just after both arms have pulled and are recovering - adding more glide to each stroke.

The object to the CSS without fins is efficiency - you should try to get across a 25m pool in as few strokes as possible. If you are doing more than 10 strokes per length you are working too hard. In fact, the fastest and best swimmers get across a 25m pool in 3-5 strokes.

When you find yourself in water with a lot of distance to cover, the CSS will serve you well especially when you are wearing fins. You will tire less quickly if you learn to perform this stroke properly.

Whether you are a beginning swimmer or an aspiring Special Operator, this stroke can help you efficiently move through the water with or without fins.

yeah these are all the steps for the css technique. Now you should have some understanding to my frustration!


Tuesday, August 01, 2006

This was fun! NOT!

-How many people have you broken up with?: 0...Zipp...Nada... I have always been dumped!

-How many times have you truly been in love?: Twice. Once a while back, and now.

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?: Five and quite a few acquaintances.

-Longest relationship: 3 years. 

-Shortest relationship: 20 minutes to the last second!

-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?: Yeah, but tried not to get my hopes up to much. Except now of course. 

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?: Down to the last sucker punch.

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?: Yes, my present girlfriend thought I was cheating on her with my ex. FROM OVER 200 MILES AWAY!!!!

-Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes, once or twice.

-Are you happy being single or in relationships?: Doesn't matter to me much. I am happy right now and that's what matters.

-Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes and no.... you see it got a little complicated when she said "It's over!" and didn't really mean it!

-Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes and lets just say that I vented some good rage out on that guy she was with!

-What is the important PART of having a relationship?: In my opinion love and happiness are the two key factors without those well you screwed.

-What is the worst part of being in a relationship?: That tiny bit of doubt when your lover is away. I don't know why it's there, but it just is. Previous relationships tell me keep my guard up. Then again I know the person well enough to dismiss it. Don't think that I'm doubting you sweetheart it's just experience. 

-Worst relationship?: This REALLY attractive girl named Candice She used to live four blocks down from my old house. She was home schooled and I was public. Every day she was there waiting for me at the park. She eventually thought I was cheating cuase her friend, whom to my knowledge despised me, got jealous and decided to spread some rather interesting rumors.

-Have you ever had your heart broken?: Yeah once or twice. Try not to think about much.

-Have you ever broken someones heart?: I think so... Sorry if I had.

-Do you talk to any of your exes?: Yeah quite often for some strange reason. Well two or three that are the nice ones anyways. 

-Do you think any of your exes feel the same way?: What as they used to when they first met me? Not to my knowledge!

-What is your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend?: The one I have right now! Love you Sattyknight!

-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your exes, would you?: Fuck you.

-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?: That is not for me to judge.

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?: Yes quite a few actually.

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?: Yes, and it was both mentally and physically. No, I never hit them it was the other way around mind you.

-Name your most memorable ex if you have had: Nothing is coming to mind. 

-Have you dated someone older then you?: Yeah, she was 21 and I was 16. I would have probly stayed with her provided my mom didn't ask he how old she was. This awhile back sweetheart.

-Younger?: Yeah, Sattyknight.

-What is one thing that all of your exes had in common?: They were whoreish or bitches. What?! They acted like it.

-Have you ever cried yourself to sleep over a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No. Thank your god I'm guy. 

-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?: Definitly an understatement. Heartbreak cannot be put into words. And never should be.......

-When is the last time that you were in a relationship?: In one right now!

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?: Yes and no... pending on the situation.

-Believe in love at first sight?: Yeah sure! Why not that's what I believe happenned with Satty and me.

-Ever dated two people at once?: Yes, see question (way) above.

-Ever given a promise ring?: No...

-Ever given an Engagement ring?: No (Not yet!).

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?: No.

-Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?: Yes! Dude if you can't hold on to your chick. I'm sorry you should have treated her better and maybe she wouldn't have left you. 

-Ever liked someone elses boyfriend or girlfriend? Yes.

-Do you believe in true love?: Yes I do. There is hope for it.


Monday, July 31, 2006

OK! Lets get started....

Xanga

Well now the fun can begin! So HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (*whew**out of breathe*) Yeah remind me not to do that again....